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A Poem by Heather Stewarts__  **Just six clicks away from five thousand “friends.” No clue what today is, or what’s on CNN. I should really get dressed, Or at least shave my pits. But with all these new friends, I can’t stop the clicks. Glued to the screen like some kind of affliction. Welcome to Facebook: the world’s latest addiction
 * __Five Thousand Friends

__Five Thousand Friends__ By Heather Stewarts explains the simplicity of Facebook. She explains that it is easy to find new and old friends. Facebook can also be addicting, which can cause people to lose track of time and not be up to date in the news. This poem describes Facebook perfectly. - Lauren Crupnick.





 **   __Facebook, Wall to Wall__ <span style="font-size: 160%; color: rgb(219, 20, 20);"> __<span style="display: block; font-size: 140%; color: rgb(50, 211, 9); text-align: center;">By:Kay B. Day __**  <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman',Times,serif;"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;"> <span style="display: block; color: rgb(255, 83, 0); text-align: center;">Face love like war, daughter, and gird your vitals with more than simple trust. There’s much to be gained by watching dogs—the male shows, snared by scent, then mounts and goes his addled way. The female receives, often willingly, and once she’s done needs only her litter, and those for only a little while. Dogs, you see, have mastered the artifices of love, and it worked because we have lots of them lifting a leg on corner hydrants, barking at the moon and waking neighbors, chasing cats and overturning trash or perhaps stealing a sandwich right off your lunch table. There’s no love war between dogs.

But here’s the truth. With men, there’s war aplenty, even when you’re skirmishing with the best of them. And if you’re not doing battle with the best, walk away like a warrior stated, do your nails or climb a mountain. Open a bottle of wine, read some poems and close the book. <span style="display: block; color: rgb(255, 83, 0); text-align: center;"> <span style="display: block; color: rgb(255, 83, 0); text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive; font-size: 80%;">Literature presents a reader with the challenge of figuring out what was meant by the text. My apprehention of this poem is that a parent is trying to teach a child about the dangers of publically displaying information and dealing with love. The parent advises the child that love is like a war because you need to be careful about the trust you give to a person. This applies to Facebook because relationships are often publically displayed. -Nicole Jablon   <span style="color: rgb(255, 83, 0);"> <span style="font-family: Georgia,serif; color: rgb(0, 255, 111); text-align: center; display: block;"> <span style="font-family: Georgia,serif; color: rgb(0, 255, 111); text-align: center; display: block;"> <span style="font-family: Georgia,serif; color: rgb(0, 255, 111); text-align: center; display: block;"> <span style="font-family: Georgia,serif; color: rgb(0, 255, 111); text-align: center; display: block;"> <span style="font-family: Georgia,serif; color: rgb(0, 255, 111); text-align: center; display: block;">

<span style="font-family: Georgia,serif; color: rgb(0, 255, 111); text-align: center; display: block;"> <span style="font-family: Georgia,serif; color: rgb(0, 255, 111); text-align: center; display: block;"> <span style="font-family: Georgia,serif; color: rgb(0, 255, 111); text-align: center; display: block;"> <span style="font-family: Georgia,serif; color: rgb(0, 255, 111); text-align: center; display: block;"> <span style="font-family: Georgia,serif; color: rgb(0, 255, 111); text-align: center; display: block;"> <span style="font-family: Georgia,serif; color: rgb(0, 255, 111); text-align: center; display: block;">Lyrics to THE FACEBOOK SONG! As Seen On Youtube! <span style="font-family: Georgia,serif; color: rgb(0, 255, 111); text-align: center; display: block;"> <span style="font-family: Georgia,serif; color: rgb(0, 255, 111); text-align: center; display: block;"> I wouldnt call myself a social butterfly and theres not much that separates me from the other guy but when I login I begin to live

Theres an online world where I am king of a little website dedicated to me with pictures of me and a list of my friends and an unofficial record of the groups that Im in.

Before the internet friendship was so tough you actually had to be in peoples presence and stuff who wouldve thought that with a point and a click i could know that Hope Floats is your favorite flick (harry connick jr. ?)

Facebook (Facebook) Im Hooked on Facebook I used to meet girls hangin out at the mall, now I just wait for them to write on my wall. (its more than a want, its more than a need; id schrivel up and die without my minifeed) Take a look. (Youre Hooked) on Facebook.

oh Link's status changed. it says hes playing the recorder....

how do you know this person? did you hook up with this person? do you need to request confirmation? or did you just think they looked cute..from their picture on Facebook?

if the internet crashed all across the land or my Facebook account was deleted by the man I'd carry around a picture of my face and a summary of me typed out on a page. <span style="color: rgb(35, 29, 231);"> This comedic song as seen on Youtube describes the various features of Facebook. It talks about how this is one of the only cites that lets you show and introduce yourself, instead of carrying a picture of yourself around and showing it to people. Just like they talk about at the end of the song.~Chase Nackenson